safemoon
/ˈseɪf.muːn/noun · animal · financial instrument (allegedly)- 1. a small, deeply concerned cat sealed inside a foil condom wrapper for maximum protection; the safest a feline can possibly be. "he is so protected he can barely breathe."
- 2. a defensive measure taken to ensure absolutely nothing — not fun, not gains, not a single kitten — ever gets through.
- 3. informalthe only coin wrapped tighter than your portfolio's hopes and dreams. "take a paws, and put it on."
THE SAFEST
THING TO EVER
FEAR EVERYTHING.
FOR A LIFE
WITHOUT
PAWS-ITIVE
RESULTS.
An entire army of little guys, wrapped, armed, and ready to protect your bags from absolutely everything — including gains.
TOO SAFE
TO FAIL.
He has never done a single unsafe thing in his life. He is terrified. He is protected. He is $SAFEMOON.
DOCTORS
HATE HIM.
CATS FEAR
HIM.
Clinically proven* to keep you 100% safe from ever having fun again. Put it on. Take a paws. Ensure your future isn't hiss-tory.
*not clinically proven. or safe. or a good idea.NEVER
BEEN
USED.
Zero mileage. One careful owner (terrified). Stops the spread of gains, joy, and severe judgemental side-eye.
BECAUSE
“OOOPS”
IS NOT A
BREED.
For people who adore cats but really, truly, absolutely do not want another one. Take a paws before your portfolio has a litter.
PUT IT ON.
APE IN SAFELY.
$SAFEMOON is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It is a cat in a wrapper. Please be safe out there.